“I hated high school. I don’t trust anybody who looks back on the years from 14 to 18 with any enjoyment. If you liked being a teenager, there’s something wrong with you.”
mom: are you awake me: bitch i might be
On the internet: Ugh I hate people so much Applying for a job: I love working with people and I'm very sociable
summvr: when i was little i remember my mom taught me a trick to hold my longsleeve shirt when i was putting on a jacket so they dont bunch up and god bless her soul for doing so (via sl0thkittens)

summvr:

when i was little i remember my mom taught me a trick to hold my longsleeve shirt when i was putting on a jacket so they dont bunch up and god bless her soul for doing so

(via sl0thkittens)

high-on-kittens: iwantfriedchickenplease: high-on-kittens: iwantfriedchickenplease: high-on-kittens: iwantfriedchickenplease: high-on-kittens: iwantfriedchickenplease: high-on-kittens: reblog if u want me 2 punch u in dah head imma fite u ill destroy u just dont touch da weave Ofc no grill biting either first lemme take out my eleven-inch hoop earrings *removes gold weave* *takes off hooker heels* *pulls ur hair* DON’T TOUCH MY MAN !!!

high-on-kittens:

iwantfriedchickenplease:

high-on-kittens:

iwantfriedchickenplease:

high-on-kittens:

iwantfriedchickenplease:

high-on-kittens:

iwantfriedchickenplease:

high-on-kittens:

reblog if u want me 2 punch u in dah head

imma fite u

ill destroy u

just dont touch da weave

Ofc no grill biting either

first lemme take out my eleven-inch hoop earrings

*removes gold weave*

*takes off hooker heels*

*pulls ur hair* DON’T TOUCH MY MAN !!!

vibesflint: if i sing around you i am 150% comfortable with you because i fucking hate my singing voice (Source: whoisjohnocallaghan, via sl0thkittens)

vibesflint:

if i sing around you i am 150% comfortable with you because i fucking hate my singing voice

(Source: whoisjohnocallaghan, via sl0thkittens)

cunt-hbu:

toni-tan:

taylorthelatteboy:


Just a pool, disguised as a pond, with a trampoline instead of a diving board

Holy fuck! I wrote a paper about these kinds of pools several years ago for a class when they were just prototypes. These pools have a natural filtration system that run based on the plants that are in the pool that give the water nutrients that allow it to not only be crystal clear, but you are also able to drink the water because it becomes so clean. And the best part is that once the initial filtration system is installed and calibrated, it maintains itself and eliminates the need for chlorine or constant maintenance like salt water pools. 

I want one


soon to be xmas gift ok