bagelbrother:

i think your sister knows how to turn the FCK UP
curiovsly:

itgetsb3tter:

Holy

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charlesoberonn: ellisthecatmewster: SO THIS ONE TIME IT WAS NEW YEARS EVE AND MY ASSHOLE OF A DAD WAS DRUNK AND WE MADE A BET. IF I COULD HIT HIM IN THE ASS CHEEK WITH A BLOWGUN DART THAT I WOULD GET $200. SO I AIMED IT (I WAS 12 YEARS OLD) AND I MISJUDGED THE AIM AND IT HIT HIM STRAIGHT IN THE NUTS AND MY BROTHER HANDED ME $500 WHILE MY DAD WAS TAKEN TO THE HOSPITAL VIA AMBULANCE. Ballseye (Source: clarityandsoundwaves, via uncomfrtable)

charlesoberonn:

ellisthecatmewster:

SO THIS ONE TIME IT WAS NEW YEARS EVE AND MY ASSHOLE OF A DAD WAS DRUNK AND WE MADE A BET. IF I COULD HIT HIM IN THE ASS CHEEK WITH A BLOWGUN DART THAT I WOULD GET $200. SO I AIMED IT (I WAS 12 YEARS OLD) AND I MISJUDGED THE AIM AND IT HIT HIM STRAIGHT IN THE NUTS AND MY BROTHER HANDED ME $500 WHILE MY DAD WAS TAKEN TO THE HOSPITAL VIA AMBULANCE.

Ballseye

(Source: clarityandsoundwaves, via uncomfrtable)


 “My mom had to leave New Mexico at one point, and I stayed with Aaron Paul (Jesse Pinkman) for a week. He’s like the greatest guy ever. We hung out, we went out, we went to a concert, we played Wii, we worked. We just really had fun. He’s like the nicest guy you will ever meet.” Rj Mitte on his relationship with the Breaking Bad cast
shaxaphone: cute things to call your girlfriend: 1. sugar  2. honey  3. flour  4. egg  5. 1/2lb butter  6. stir  7. pour into pan  8. preheat to 375° (via goddessolga)

shaxaphone:

cute things to call your girlfriend:

1. sugar 
2. honey 
3. flour 
4. egg 
5. 1/2lb butter 
6. stir 
7. pour into pan 
8. preheat to 375°

(via goddessolga)

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How Jess hits on guys